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The dos and don’ts of funerals

27 Dec

My father passed away recently on December 14, 2010.  It was fast, but not completely unexpected.  He had a few chronic health issues and was diagnosed at the start of November with squamous cell carcinoma on his neck.  After Thanksgiving, his respiratory system failed which led to his passing.

I digress.  The point of this post isn’t to talk about my father (though he was an amazing person, and I’m sure I’ll write about that soon), but rather to share my experiences surrounding his illness and death.

I’ve discovered that such events can bring out the best and, unfortunately, the worst in people.  It seems that some people also simply don’t know how they should act or what they should do under such circumstances.  Without further ado, here’s my simple “dos and don’ts” list for chronic illness/death/funerals.

DO:

  • Send a sympathy card.
  • Send flowers to the funeral and/or family of the deceased.
  • Visit the patient in the hospital (even if they are unconscious and unaware of what’s going on).  The family will appreciate it even if the patient doesn’t know you are there.
  • Offer to bring meals to the family.
  • Don’t offer to bring meals.  Just bring meals regardless.
  • Say nice things about the ill/deceased when appropriate. 
  • Tell funny/nice/cool stories about the ill/deceased.
  • Show up when a family member says, “It’s not looking good.  You need to come this weekend.”
  • Keep the person and their family in your thoughts and/or prayers.  Even better, say a prayer with the family or the ill person.
  • Show your support by showing up at the wake (viewing) and/or the funeral.  Sign the guestbook.  Even if you don’t know the deceased but know one of the family members, show up anyway.  Even if you haven’t seen the person in years, but they were special to you, show up.

    Sympathy

    Sympathy

DON’T:

  • Fail to show up to visit the ill person in the hospital but then arrive for the funeral (if you can help it–of course, due to distance and other circumstances this is sometimes unavoidable).  If you could’ve come to see the person in the hospital and didn’t, then why come to the funeral?  You didn’t care enough to see them when they were alive.
  • Speak ill of the ill/deceased.  This should seem like a no-brainer, but I had one person tell me after my father passed, “I always kind of liked that he was a social deviant”.
  • Go up to the spouse after their loved one has passed and say, “Well, you’re a widow(er) now”.
  • Criticize or critique the homes/possessions of family members of the deceased if you happen to be at their home after the funeral.  It’s impolite to say, “Your house is much bigger than your sister’s.”
  • Send a Christmas card to the family of the deceased if you haven’t sent your condolences in some way. 
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Of Cows and Catalysts

7 Nov

I just came across a really cute story to demonstrate how catalysts and enzymes work.

The “Cattle-ist” Story
Author Unknown

Farmer Bob has 23 cows. He also has 3 sons: Billy Bob, Joe Bob and Bubba.

One day, poor farmer Bob learns that he has pancreatic cancer and is told by the doctor that he should get his affairs in order. Bob goes to see his lawyer.

Cow

Cows as Catalysts

“When I am gone,” Bob says, “I want Billy to have 1/2 my herd. He’s the oldest and most ready to take on the challenges of farming. Joe Bob can have 1/3 of the herd, along with some land to get him started. And Bubba… well, he’s too young to deal with the responsibilities of managing his won farm. However, I’ll leave him 1/8 of my herd.”

Soon after, Bob passes away and his sons begin squabbling. They cannot determine a way to evenly divide the herd of 23 cows by 1/2, 1/3 and 1/8. Everyone wants whole cows. A neighbor, knowing what is happening to the family, decides to help. “Here,” she says, “I’m going to give you boys a cow so that you can peacefully settle your father’s estate.

Now there are 24 cows.

Billy Bob gets his half of the herd, which is 12 cows. Joe Bob is able to take his 8 cows (1/3 of the herd) and Bubba his 3 (1/8 of the herd). Since 12 + 8 + 3 = 23, the boys have finally divided the original herd by 1/2, 1/3, and 1/8 – and the neighbor can have her cow back.

How does this story represent the actions performed by catalysts and biological enzymes?

Answer (highlight to see): The neighbor’s cow is a catalyst, speeding up the reaction (dividing the cows).  Notice that the neighbor’s cow is not used up in the process.

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